Gareeb mariz: Dr, mera paas paise nahi hai,ap mera elaj kr de to kbhi apke kaam aunga
Dr:kya kaam karte ho?
mariz:qabar khodta hun!
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aap kitne sundar
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sushil
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saral
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sache hain
aur hum hein ki
jhut pe jhut
bole ja rahe hein..........
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Judge- is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar- nahin mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan p bethauga
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Eik sucide bomber nay mulla umer ko message
bheja sir g barood(RDX)thora kaam dala karein!
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1 sardar outo riksha wheel nikal raha tha raste me guzarte hue 1 admi ne pucha sardarji rikhaw ka wheel Q nikal rahe to sardarji bole dikhta nahi board likha hai only two wheelar parking
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Gabbar: Are O Samba, ye SMS parhnay wala
MONKEY hai k DONKEY?
Samba: sardar agr reply kia to
MONKEY, nahin kia to DONKEY, Abi pata chal jai ga.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
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