Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?
Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha
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New married bride to new husband: “When we get to the motel, lets act like we have been married for years.”
New Husband, “Alright, you carry the bags.”
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Men want 3 qualities in wives:
Economist in kitchen,
artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen,
devil in home & economist in Bed.
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What is marraige?
Marraige is like:
Alpenliable- jee lalchaye raha na jaye
TVS Victor- milo chalti muskaan
Kinetic Zing- sabki hawa nikal de
Asian Paint- ye rang jo harek ki jindagi sawarde
KrackJack- thoda meetha thoda namkin
Monaco- halka fulka
Chlormint- dubara mat puchhna!!!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
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