Shaadi ka Jokes

Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha

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New married bride to new husband: “When we get to the motel, lets act like we have been married for years.”

New Husband, “Alright, you carry the bags.”

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Men want 3 qualities in wives:

Economist in kitchen,
artist in home & devil in bed.

But they get artist in kitchen,
devil in home & economist in Bed.

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What is marraige?



Marraige is like:

Alpenliable- jee lalchaye raha na jaye

TVS Victor- milo chalti muskaan

Kinetic Zing- sabki hawa nikal de

Asian Paint- ye rang jo harek ki jindagi sawarde

KrackJack- thoda meetha thoda namkin

Monaco- halka fulka

Chlormint- dubara mat puchhna!!!

Days are too busy, hours are too few, seconds are too fast, but there is always time for me to say hello to someone like you. Smile and enjoy life!

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As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make your day a meaningful one. Good Morning!

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Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too. Thats why your angel is txting you right now greeting you "HELLO" and wishing you to be safe all the time.

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Ur d reason why I hav sleepless nights. Ur d reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. It's u dat I'm thinking of when I lay down at night. And ur d reason I can't sleep without sayin goodnight.

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Days are too busy, hours are too few, seconds are too fast but there is always a time for me to say hello and good luck for a friend like you. Smile and enjoy life!

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The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love. So start & end your day with love & smile in your heart. Have a peaceful day

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A SIMPLE good evening becomes a special greeting wen sum1 so dear it is heartily given...Because u hav 2 me a wonderful meaning. Take care!

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A SMILE is a way of writing ur thots on ur face, telling others dat dey r ACCEPTED, LIKED & APPRECIATED. So here's a BIG SMILE just 4 u...(",) GUD AM !

Hindi Jokes

Gareeb mariz: Dr, mera paas paise nahi hai,ap mera elaj kr de to kbhi apke kaam aunga

Dr:kya kaam karte ho?


mariz:qabar khodta hun!

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aap kitne sundar
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sushil
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saral
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sache hain

aur hum hein ki

jhut pe jhut
bole ja rahe hein..........

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Judge- is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar- nahin mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan p bethauga

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Eik sucide bomber nay mulla umer ko message
bheja sir g barood(RDX)thora kaam dala karein!

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1 sardar outo riksha wheel nikal raha tha raste me guzarte hue 1 admi ne pucha sardarji rikhaw ka wheel Q nikal rahe to sardarji bole dikhta nahi board likha hai only two wheelar parking

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Gabbar: Are O Samba, ye SMS parhnay wala
MONKEY hai k DONKEY?
Samba: sardar agr reply kia to
MONKEY, nahin kia to DONKEY, Abi pata chal jai ga.