Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain. Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ
DID I FORGET ANY CHARACTER
YEAH
I MISS U
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Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was...
"noh ss!w !"
It didnt made sense until u read it upside down
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i miss u itna
u miss me jitna
i miss u tabse
u miss me jabse
i miss u tab tak
u miss me jab tak
u miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss u murtey dam tak
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Saturday, February 21, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Office Jokes
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and kept the phone down…..
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When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
When you have one too many drinks at a social, you’re a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.
When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it ’s because he’s overworked.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and kept the phone down…..
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When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
When you have one too many drinks at a social, you’re a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.
When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it ’s because he’s overworked.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Heart Break SMS hindi
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na aansoo bahane ko jee Chahta hai,
Likhu to kya likhu teri Yaad Mein,
Bus tere pass laut aane ko jee chahta hai..
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Dil Ne Kaha Yaad Karte Rehna
Mann Hi Mann Baat Karte Rehna
Wo Hamare Dard Ki Fariyad Sune Na Sune
Apna To Farz Hai Unhe Pyar Karte Rehna!
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Is kadar wo yad karte hai hame
Ankho hee ankho me baya karne wale
Dete hai hai muskrahat ka tohfa,
Kal tak jo bhool baithe the hame
Gaflat me hoo khawab hee lagata hai
Unkaa fir aanaa ek chahat see jagata hai
Jee chata hai thaam loo daaman unka
Par fir us toote hue dil ka khyal ataa hai
Kis kadar wo chahte the hame
Har pal pahloo me rahne wale
Dawaa karte the marham bane ka jo
Wahee jakhm gaharaa de gaye the hame
Wo to bhoola baithe the iskadar hame
Ham hai kee khawabo me unhe hee dekhte hai
Aaj aye hai wo fir ek gujarish ke saath
Kya toote hooe dil ko jod payenge wo..?
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Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue
pattey pay baithay hue bhoot k pair se nikaltay hue khoon par baithe
hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam…….. I miss you
Na aansoo bahane ko jee Chahta hai,
Likhu to kya likhu teri Yaad Mein,
Bus tere pass laut aane ko jee chahta hai..
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Dil Ne Kaha Yaad Karte Rehna
Mann Hi Mann Baat Karte Rehna
Wo Hamare Dard Ki Fariyad Sune Na Sune
Apna To Farz Hai Unhe Pyar Karte Rehna!
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Is kadar wo yad karte hai hame
Ankho hee ankho me baya karne wale
Dete hai hai muskrahat ka tohfa,
Kal tak jo bhool baithe the hame
Gaflat me hoo khawab hee lagata hai
Unkaa fir aanaa ek chahat see jagata hai
Jee chata hai thaam loo daaman unka
Par fir us toote hue dil ka khyal ataa hai
Kis kadar wo chahte the hame
Har pal pahloo me rahne wale
Dawaa karte the marham bane ka jo
Wahee jakhm gaharaa de gaye the hame
Wo to bhoola baithe the iskadar hame
Ham hai kee khawabo me unhe hee dekhte hai
Aaj aye hai wo fir ek gujarish ke saath
Kya toote hooe dil ko jod payenge wo..?
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Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue
pattey pay baithay hue bhoot k pair se nikaltay hue khoon par baithe
hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam…….. I miss you
Monday, February 16, 2009
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