Saturday, March 7, 2009

Screen Savers for 176 x 220 mobiles

Missing you SMS

Tum nahi aaye lekin,
Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.
Kal tum hamare saath the,
Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.

-----------------------------------

Dil mein tumhari tasveer,
Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai.
Tumhe kya battain
Tum bin kitne akele hain.

-----------------------------------

HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO AASAKE, TUM NE HUMAIN BHOLA DYA HUM NA TUMHAIN BHOLA SAKE...

-----------------------------------

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

-----------------------------------

I may not talk Dat much 2 u but u’ll find me waiting, every minute jus 2 listen, 2 every piece of ur hrt saying!

-----------------------------------

I heared some whisper ur name,
but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U !

-----------------------------------

TUJH MEIN AUR TERI YAAD MAIN BAS FARQ HA ITNA . TU TOU BEWAQT AATI HAI YAAD HAR WAQT AATI HA

Nice sweet SMS

-there is a long ,
long trail a winding
-into the lands of my dreams
-where the nightmare is singing
-and white moon beams
-a long night of waiting untill my dreams all come true........

-------------------------------------

Never cry for those who donot deserve ur tears but who deserve your tears never let you cry

-------------------------------------

In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close your eyes and follow ur heart... b'coz heart may be in left.... but it is always right

-------------------------------------

DONT4GET
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET

-------------------------------------

Smile in Pleasure,
Smile in pain,
smile when trouble pours like rain,
Smile when someone hurts U,
Smile bcoz someone cares 4 U...

--------------------------------------

" Always remember, a true friend is someone who
reaches for your hand and touches your heart"

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Shaadi ka Jokes

Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha

-----------------------

New married bride to new husband: “When we get to the motel, lets act like we have been married for years.”

New Husband, “Alright, you carry the bags.”

-----------------------

Men want 3 qualities in wives:

Economist in kitchen,
artist in home & devil in bed.

But they get artist in kitchen,
devil in home & economist in Bed.

-----------------------

What is marraige?



Marraige is like:

Alpenliable- jee lalchaye raha na jaye

TVS Victor- milo chalti muskaan

Kinetic Zing- sabki hawa nikal de

Asian Paint- ye rang jo harek ki jindagi sawarde

KrackJack- thoda meetha thoda namkin

Monaco- halka fulka

Chlormint- dubara mat puchhna!!!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Good morning SMS hindi

Subah ka har Pal Zindgi de Aapko,Din ka har Lamha Khushi de Aapko,Jaha Gam ki hawa Chhoo ke bhi na guzre,Khuda wo Jannat ki zami de Aapko..

------------------

Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotey,
yeh to aap ko goodmorning kehney liye uthay hain
warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay

------------------

Pani ki bunden phulon ko bhigo rhi hai,
Thandi do lehrein ek tazgi jga rhi hai,
Ho jaiye aap bhi inmein shamil,
Ek pyari c subha apko bula rhi hai…

------------------

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai!

Good Morning!

-----------------

raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia bass itna khena hai gud mrng or kea iss subha main chupi ho bahot khusheya.

Jokes in hindi

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

-----------------

Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.

Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho, kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?

Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.

---------------

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?
Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

---------------

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”

Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

I miss you SMS hindi

"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.

--------------------------------------

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

--------------------------------------

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

--------------------------------------

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

--------------------------------------

jA mere SMS JA MERE SWEET DOST K PAS JA .... DHEERE SE JANA ...SHOR MAT MACHANA .. BZY HO TO..KUCH MAT KEHNA FREE HOGA TOW.... PYAR SE MISS U KEHNA....

--------------------------------------

If you feel tired and Pain in ur legs...
Its Just because you come and go Many times in my Mind, miss You !!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Now Super Mario is in your Mobile

Now Play Super Mario on your Mobile Phone

Download

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Bangla prem er SMS

Chena prithibe aachena lage,
Likechi kobita tomar name,
Jossona akase bristi jore,
Bijechi ami tomar preme!!bappa_2u

--------------------

Bhujecho tumi amai bhul, Basoni tumi amai bhalo,bappa_2u
Dukhoo roye gache ai ontore, Ke debe muche.
Tomai ami dekhe sokol dukhoo bhule jabar chesta korbo………
Pete chibo tomar………………..EKTU BHALOBASHA.

--------------------

Bhujecho tumi amai bhul, Basoni tumi amai bhalo,bappa_2u
Dukhoo roye gache ai ontore, Ke debe muche.
Tomai ami dekhe sokol dukhoo bhule jabar chesta korbo………
Pete chibo tomar………………..EKTU BHALOBASHA.

--------------------

Ki bhabe bholbo tomake ami,
jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar bhabana jure,
ki bhabe chaibona tomake ami,
jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar sapno jure,
ki bhabe bhalobasbona tomake ami,
jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar anntor jure,
ki bhabe jete di tomake ami,
jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar dehho jure!!

--------------------

Aaj hote onek dure, Ei smritir kothar pore.. Abcha hoe amai jadi abar mone pore, Ekbarti kanti pete sono amr dak, Bujhie bolo samaytake ektu thomke thke. Chilam ami,achi ami,thakbo nako pore.... Tai mone rekho 3ti katha ............. Tomay--Mone--Pore

--------------------

Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!

Holi SMS

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK!!!!

-------------------------------

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi!!

-------------------------------

Hawa ke Hath Paigam Bheja Hai….
Roshani ke Jariye 1 Arman Bheja Hai…..
Fursat Mile To Kabul Kar Lena Is Nachiz Ne ….
Rango ke Tyohar ka pyar bheja hai….
HAPPY HOLI

-------------------------------

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

-------------------------------

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.