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Saturday, February 7, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
Business and Office Jokes
Income tax officer gave tips to a young lady, “You should pay your income tax with smile.”
The lady replied, “I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or cheque.”
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Employee: Sir aap meri salary bada dijiye, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.
Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahi hoti.
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Post Master in a post office told to a woman,”You have to put another stamp on this letter as it is too heavy.
The woman replied, “How would an extra stamp make it lighter.”
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I’ve been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years…
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The lady replied, “I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or cheque.”
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Employee: Sir aap meri salary bada dijiye, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.
Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahi hoti.
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Post Master in a post office told to a woman,”You have to put another stamp on this letter as it is too heavy.
The woman replied, “How would an extra stamp make it lighter.”
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I’ve been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years…
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Sunday, February 1, 2009
Love SMS Bangla
Prem korle PARISHAN hoye jai;
Biye korle SHARABI hoye jai
divorce dile DEVDAS hoye jai
ar friendship korle MOBILE TE BANALCE ses hoye jai.!!
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Joto bhalobasa peyechi tomar kach thake;
Dustu aii mon chai aro besi pete;
ki jani tomar modhe ki achhe;
ke mon chai tomake aro besi kore kache pete.!!
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Raat er khamoshi raas ase na;
Amar chaya ekhon amar paas ase na;
Kichu ase to bas tomar yaad;
Jeta ek poloker jonno amar thake doore jai na.!!
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Ratri Dekheche Amai Aro Ekbar Kadte.
Ratri Dekheche Hajar Loker Bhire Nijeke Harate.bappa_2u
Ratri Dekheche Bhison Kacher Manusti Koto Dure Thake.
Dekheche Amar Ooi Ekla Ghartai Nirbikarchitte takate
Nijer 'SWAPNO' Sajate..Ar...BHANTE.!!
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Bristir nesha te ,
Chai mon hara te,
Sab shima chariye,bappa_2u
Chai mon tomake “BHALOBASTE”
Biye korle SHARABI hoye jai
divorce dile DEVDAS hoye jai
ar friendship korle MOBILE TE BANALCE ses hoye jai.!!
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Joto bhalobasa peyechi tomar kach thake;
Dustu aii mon chai aro besi pete;
ki jani tomar modhe ki achhe;
ke mon chai tomake aro besi kore kache pete.!!
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Raat er khamoshi raas ase na;
Amar chaya ekhon amar paas ase na;
Kichu ase to bas tomar yaad;
Jeta ek poloker jonno amar thake doore jai na.!!
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Ratri Dekheche Amai Aro Ekbar Kadte.
Ratri Dekheche Hajar Loker Bhire Nijeke Harate.bappa_2u
Ratri Dekheche Bhison Kacher Manusti Koto Dure Thake.
Dekheche Amar Ooi Ekla Ghartai Nirbikarchitte takate
Nijer 'SWAPNO' Sajate..Ar...BHANTE.!!
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Bristir nesha te ,
Chai mon hara te,
Sab shima chariye,bappa_2u
Chai mon tomake “BHALOBASTE”
Flirt SMS Hindi
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!
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Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain
1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai
3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai
Only 4 u
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Roshni Chand Se Ho Gee To Sitaron Ka Kia Ho Ga*****Mohabat Ek Se Ho Gee To Hzaroon Ka Kia Ho Gaa..
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hazaroon bachian aise ke har bachee pe dum nikle
hazroon bachian aise ke har bachee pe dum nikle
mera jis bachee pe dum nikle woh ghar se kam nikle
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum...waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum....Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum....Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
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HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!
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Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain
1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai
3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai
Only 4 u
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Roshni Chand Se Ho Gee To Sitaron Ka Kia Ho Ga*****Mohabat Ek Se Ho Gee To Hzaroon Ka Kia Ho Gaa..
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hazaroon bachian aise ke har bachee pe dum nikle
hazroon bachian aise ke har bachee pe dum nikle
mera jis bachee pe dum nikle woh ghar se kam nikle
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum...waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum....Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum....Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
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HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
Flirt SMS
NOBODY likes U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U, ...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY.
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Heer & Ranjha discovered Luv...Romeo & Juliet practised it...Farhaad & Sheerein Died 4 it .....NOw wht abt Ya n Me?
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ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
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Heer & Ranjha discovered Luv...Romeo & Juliet practised it...Farhaad & Sheerein Died 4 it .....NOw wht abt Ya n Me?
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ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
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